Promo Pack - Adhesive Vandalism with Adult Humor
Promo Pack - Adhesive Vandalism with Adult Humor
Promo Pack - Adhesive Vandalism with Adult Humor
Promo Pack - Adhesive Vandalism with Adult Humor
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Promo Pack - Adhesive Vandalism with Adult Humor

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Wanna feel like a kid again? Wait, were you ever a kid? Buckle up bitches, and grab yourself a promo pack. Think of it as a crackerjack prize for adults.

You'll get:

  • Two places to put your drinks. Made of the pulped remains of porn theater flyers.
  • An honor badge, aka button with our hairdos on it.
  • Icon pendant made of plastic from straws that milkshakes were sucked through.
  • Fucking stickers! Sweet lord, it's adhesive vandalism.
  • Our calling card
  • Taint Paint. Chapstick that smells like a monkey's ass after a banana.

You will regret it the moment you click to purchase. No refunds. We know what you've been using the chapstick for. Whoar.