This Calendar only ships to the US and Canada ONLY! Choose the other calendar if you live outside the US and Canada.
You wanna see Madge and Bisket every day? Of course, you do, asshole. Check out this fabulous 12-month calendar fresh from the scrap heap of The Velvet Clam. Not only do you get to bask in the glow of our horrible photoshop skills, but we're on every frigging page. It's almost too good to be true.
Some movies included are Jaws, The Godfather, Home Alone, Thelma & Louise, and Pulp Fiction, to name a few.
*Stains are included with every purchase.