Terms and Conditions
Agreement between User and madgeandbisket.com
Welcome to madgeandbisket.com. The madgeandbisket.com website (the "Site") is comprised of various web pages operated by Velvet Clam Productions ("Madge and Bisket"). madgeandbisket.com is offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein (the "Terms"). Your use of madgeandbisket.com constitutes your agreement to all such Terms. Please read these terms carefully, and keep a copy of them for your reference.
madgeandbisket.com is an E-Commerce Site.
Madgeandbisket.com is a drag comedy duo website for information, stories, social media links, videos, cocktail blog, and online merchandise store. Items sold: t-shirts, ceramic mugs, neck gaiters, totes, sweatshirts, etc.
Visiting madgeandbisket.com or sending emails to Madge and Bisket constitutes electronic communications. You consent to receive electronic communications and you agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically, via email and on the Site, satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.
Children Under Thirteen
Madge and Bisket does not knowingly collect, either online or offline, personal information from persons under the age of thirteen. If you are under 18, you may use madgeandbisket.com only with the permission of a parent or guardian.
All orders from Madge and Bisket are print-on-demand. Orders can take 4-10 days for printing. When items customers will receive a notification. During the pandemic, shit has gone off the rails at times. Please write us and ask WTF. Bisket will get to the bottom of it.
Please let us know within 24 hours if you need to cancel an order and we will refund your purchase to the card used at checkout. Contact us by email email@example.com
Links to Third Party Sites/Third Party Services
madgeandbisket.com may contain links to other websites ("Linked Sites"). The Linked Sites are not under the control of Madge and Bisket and Madge and Bisket is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including without limitation any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. Madge and Bisket is providing these links to you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Madge and Bisket of the site or any association with its operators.
Certain services made available via madgeandbisket.com are delivered by third party sites and organizations. By using any product, service or functionality originating from the madgeandbisket.com domain, you hereby acknowledge and consent that Madge and Bisket may share such information and data with any third party with whom Madge and Bisket has a contractual relationship to provide the requested product, service or functionality on behalf of madgeandbisket.com users and customers.
No Unlawful or Prohibited Use/Intellectual Property
All content included as part of the Service, such as text, graphics, logos, images, as well as the compilation thereof, and any software used on the Site, is the property of Madge and Bisket or its suppliers and protected by copyright and other laws that protect intellectual property and proprietary rights. You agree to observe and abide by all copyright and other proprietary notices, legends or other restrictions contained in any such content and will not make any changes thereto.
You will not modify, publish, transmit, reverse engineer, participate in the transfer or sale, create derivative works, or in any way exploit any of the content, in whole or in part, found on the Site. Madge and Bisket content is not for resale. Your use of the Site does not entitle you to make any unauthorized use of any protected content, and in particular you will not delete or alter any proprietary rights or attribution notices in any content. You will use protected content solely for your personal use, and will make no other use of the content without the express written permission of Madge and Bisket and the copyright owner. You agree that you do not acquire any ownership rights in any protected content. We do not grant you any licenses, express or implied, to the intellectual property of Madge and Bisket or our licensors except as expressly authorized by these Terms.
Third Party Accounts
You will be able to connect your Madge and Bisket account to third party accounts. By connecting your Madge and Bisket account to your third party account, you acknowledge and agree that you are consenting to the continuous release of information about you to others (in accordance with your privacy settings on those third party sites). If you do not want information about you to be shared in this manner, do not use this feature.
The Service is controlled, operated and administered by Madge and Bisket from our offices within the USA. If you access the Service from a location outside the USA, you are responsible for compliance with all local laws. You agree that you will not use the Madge and Bisket Content accessed through madgeandbisket.com in any country or in any manner prohibited by any applicable laws, restrictions or regulations.
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Madge and Bisket, its officers, directors, employees, agents and third parties, for any losses, costs, liabilities and expenses (including reasonable attorney's fees) relating to or arising out of your use of or inability to use the Site or services, any user postings made by you, your violation of any terms of this Agreement or your violation of any rights of a third party, or your violation of any applicable laws, rules or regulations. Madge and Bisket reserves the right, at its own cost, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with Madge and Bisket in asserting any available defenses.
In the event the parties are not able to resolve any dispute between them arising out of or concerning these Terms and Conditions, or any provisions hereof, whether in contract, tort, or otherwise at law or in equity for damages or any other relief, then such dispute shall be resolved only by final and binding arbitration pursuant to the Federal Arbitration Act, conducted by a single neutral arbitrator and administered by the American Arbitration Association, or a similar arbitration service selected by the parties, in a location mutually agreed upon by the parties. The arbitrator's award shall be final, and judgment may be entered upon it in any court having jurisdiction. In the event that any legal or equitable action, proceeding or arbitration arises out of or concerns these Terms and Conditions, the prevailing party shall be entitled to recover its costs and reasonable attorney's fees. The parties agree to arbitrate all disputes and claims in regards to these Terms and Conditions or any disputes arising as a result of these Terms and Conditions, whether directly or indirectly, including Tort claims that are a result of these Terms and Conditions. The parties agree that the Federal Arbitration Act governs the interpretation and enforcement of this provision. The entire dispute, including the scope and enforceability of this arbitration provision shall be determined by the Arbitrator. This arbitration provision shall survive the termination of these Terms and Conditions.
Class Action Waiver
Any arbitration under these Terms and Conditions will take place on an individual basis; class arbitrations and class/representative/collective actions are not permitted. THE PARTIES AGREE THAT A PARTY MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN EACH'S INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PUTATIVE CLASS, COLLECTIVE AND/ OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING, SUCH AS IN THE FORM OF A PRIVATE ATTORNEY GENERAL ACTION AGAINST THE OTHER. Further, unless both you and Madge and Bisket agree otherwise, the arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person's claims, and may not otherwise preside over any form of a representative or class proceeding.
THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES INCLUDED IN OR AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SITE MAY INCLUDE INACCURACIES OR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE INFORMATION HEREIN. VELVET CLAM PRODUCTIONS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THE SITE AT ANY TIME.
VELVET CLAM PRODUCTIONS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY, RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS CONTAINED ON THE SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ALL SUCH INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND. VELVET CLAM PRODUCTIONS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THIS INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
Madge and Bisket reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to the Site and the related services or any portion thereof at any time, without notice. To the maximum extent permitted by law, this agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming and you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of courts in Wyoming in all disputes arising out of or relating to the use of the Site. Use of the Site is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of these Terms, including, without limitation, this section.
You agree that no joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and Madge and Bisket as a result of this agreement or use of the Site. Madge and Bisket's performance of this agreement is subject to existing laws and legal process, and nothing contained in this agreement is in derogation of Madge and Bisket's right to comply with governmental, court and law enforcement requests or requirements relating to your use of the Site or information provided to or gathered by Madge and Bisket with respect to such use. If any part of this agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law including, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the agreement shall continue in effect.
Unless otherwise specified herein, this agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the user and Madge and Bisket with respect to the Site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written, between the user and Madge and Bisket with respect to the Site. A printed version of this agreement and of any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this agreement to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. It is the express wish to the parties that this agreement and all related documents be written in English.
Changes to Terms
Madge and Bisket reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to change the Terms under which madgeandbisket.com is offered. The most current version of the Terms will supersede all previous versions. Madge and Bisket encourages you to periodically review the Terms to stay informed of our updates.
Madge and Bisket welcomes your questions or comments regarding the Terms:
Velvet Clam Productions
3 Colonial Lane, PO Box 3849
Alpine, Wyoming 83128
Email Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Telephone number: 307-248-1142
Effective as of August 09, 2020