Cocktails

Madge knows that when the winter winds blow it's time for you know... Christmas Jizzballs. This little number was concocted after a knife fight wi...

With COVID Madge and I have been sitting in our own filth since March, and it ain't pretty. We long for bare-handed strangulations and a relaxing ...

The Bronx is the birthplace of hip-hop, the New York Yankees, and the Bronx Zoo. Interestingly enough, the tiger exhibit was where Madge would tak...

Madge and Bisket look like a couple of washed-up stage floosies. Well, they are, just verywell connected ones. Together they have enough secrets t...

I don't know if you knew this, but Bisket likes men. From the most unattainable to the most ordinary. One, in particular, was a gas station attend...

The video below starts at 3:10 to show the cocktail preparation. Ingredients: 2 oz. of coffee liquor, 2 oz. of vodka, 4 oz. of half and half or he...

Madge met Donnie once in NYC. She was the bouncer of The Brass Knuckle Bar & Grill. Donnie was accompanied by his ex-military bodyguard. As...

This sweet & tangy mouthgasm was inspired by Bisket's gentleman caller. While Bisket was preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving, he snuck up ...

Bisket has a thing for mall Santas. She says there is nothing better than a hot and sweaty man in a red velvet suit after a long day around scre...

oz Halcyon Days Cranberry Thyme Vodka 3/4 oz Fresh lime juice Add ice and finish with Ginger Beer I huge thank you to Better Man Distilling Co fo...

  2 oz Cosmic Soul Dry Gin 3/4 oz Fresh lemon juice 1/4 oz Luxardo marachino liqueur 1/4 oz Violet liqueur 1/4 oz Simple syrup Thank you to Bette...

We've all had those days where you go to scratch your face or pick your nose and you realize your fingers stink. WTF do my fingers stink? What was ...