Cocktails

When you've been ridden hard a put away wet; on more than one occasion; a showgirl wants something to drink that's simple. Something that you don'...

Madge looks like a well oiled machine, and by well oiled I mean she likes a cocktail. After days of anger management Madge told me a story of her ...

Madge knows that when the winter winds blow it's time for you know... Christmas Jizzballs. This little number was concocted after a knife fight wi...

With COVID Madge and I have been sitting in our own filth since March, and it ain't pretty. We long for bare-handed strangulations and a relaxing ...

The Bronx is the birthplace of hip-hop, the New York Yankees, and the Bronx Zoo. Interestingly enough, the tiger exhibit was where Madge would tak...

Madge and Bisket look like a couple of washed-up stage floosies. Well, they are, just verywell connected ones. Together they have enough secrets t...

I don't know if you knew this, but Bisket likes men. From the most unattainable to the most ordinary. One, in particular, was a gas station attend...

The video below starts at 3:10 to show the cocktail preparation. Ingredients: 2 oz. of coffee liquor, 2 oz. of vodka, 4 oz. of half and half or he...

Madge met Donnie once in NYC. She was the bouncer of The Brass Knuckle Bar & Grill. Donnie was accompanied by his ex-military bodyguard. As...

This sweet & tangy mouthgasm was inspired by Bisket's gentleman caller. While Bisket was preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving, he snuck up ...

Bisket has a thing for mall Santas. She says there is nothing better than a hot and sweaty man in a red velvet suit after a long day around scre...

oz Halcyon Days Cranberry Thyme Vodka 3/4 oz Fresh lime juice Add ice and finish with Ginger Beer I huge thank you to Better Man Distilling Co fo...