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White Russian
Bisket has the dubious distinction of having "met" with Vladimir Putin and D.J. Trumpeski as he is known in the back alley cat-houses of Moscow. T...
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Old Fashioned
When you've been ridden hard a put away wet; on more than one occasion; a showgirl wants something to drink that's simple. Something that you don'...
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Grapefruit Martini
Madge looks like a well oiled machine, and by well oiled I mean she likes a cocktail. After days of anger management Madge told me a story of her ...
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Christmas Jizzball Martinis
Madge knows that when the winter winds blow it's time for you know... Christmas Jizzballs. This little number was concocted after a knife fight wi...
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COVID Nine-tini
With COVID Madge and I have been sitting in our own filth since March, and it ain't pretty. We long for bare-handed strangulations and a relaxing ...
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The Bronx
The Bronx is the birthplace of hip-hop, the New York Yankees, and the Bronx Zoo. Interestingly enough, the tiger exhibit was where Madge would tak...
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Between the Sheets
Madge and Bisket look like a couple of washed-up stage floosies. Well, they are, just verywell connected ones. Together they have enough secrets t...
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The Negroni
I don't know if you knew this, but Bisket likes men. From the most unattainable to the most ordinary. One, in particular, was a gas station attend...
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Pumpkin Spice White Russian
The video below starts at 3:10 to show the cocktail preparation.
Ingredients: 2 oz. of coffee liquor, 2 oz. of vodka, 4 oz. of half and half or he...
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Pussy Grabber
Madge met Donnie once in NYC. She was the bouncer of The Brass Knuckle Bar & Grill. Donnie was accompanied by his ex-military bodyguard. As...
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The Turkey Tickler
This sweet & tangy mouthgasm was inspired by Bisket's gentleman caller. While Bisket was preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving, he snuck up ...
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Santa's Mustache Ride
Bisket has a thing for mall Santas. She says there is nothing better than a hot and sweaty man in a red velvet suit after a long day around scre...
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