The Sandy Clam

Bisket isn't one for going commando, namely because her crotch kiwis frighten small men. But there was a time when she was 'entertaining' a gentleman caller on the island of Barbados when she thought, free ball it Bisket. The local authorities were called to dunes only to find Bisket crying in the sand looking longingly at the waves. The police report states that after Bisket and her paramour finished slamming their seals together, he wandered off into the waves to wash off. Bisket swears to this day he was eaten by a shark. Poor thing.

So let's raise a glass to the freshly shagged and departed loves of your life with a fruity cocktail with some KICK! The Sand Clam.

  • Ice
  • 1 1/2 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. peach schnapps
  • 2 oz. orange juice
  • 2 oz. cranberry juice
  • Orange wedge, for garnish
  • Fill a glass with ice and add vodka, peach schnapps, and orange juice. Pour cranberry juice over.
  • Garnish with an orange wedge to serve.