The Negroni

I don't know if you knew this, but Bisket likes men. From the most unattainable to the most ordinary. One, in particular, was a gas station attendant who Bisket swore was an Italian Count. He was handsome, with nice hair, and clean fingernails. That's all it took tonight Bisket's pilot light. She didn't even bat an eyelash when she found out he still lived with his elderly mother. Lust is blind.

Equal parts Gin, Sweet Vermouth, and Campari or Aperol.

Preparation: Drink is meant to be stirred not shaken, and built over ice in old fashionedglass.

Served: Garnish orange peel before serving.