Cocktails

We've all been there. Well, not Madge, but the rest of us have. The object of some oversexed man-whore wanting to hide his Vienna sausage in your b...

Bisket isn't one for going commando, namely because her crotch kiwis frighten small men. But there was a time when she was 'entertaining' a gentle...

Sometimes you have to deliver bad news. Other times you need to rip the band aid off. And sometimes you need to pop the cherry. Right, Bisket? IN...

This cocktail always reminds Bisket of the time she hooked up with a handsome mall Santa in the 80's. Ho, ho, ho; you know! Afterwards Bisket was p...

Contrary to their stage lives, Madge and Bisket are pretty uncomplicated ... drinking that is. But instead of just killing another bottle for old ...

Some of Madge's secret passions are; makeup, drag queens and gambling and preferably greyhound racing. We frequently grace greyhound racing tracks...

Madge and Bisket consider themselves women of the world, for the most part all they've really experienced is pubs, bars and the occasional airport...

Madge and Bisket are two halves of the same coin. Bitter and sweet, salty and savory, ass and popcorn shrimp. Madge and I would spend hours talkin...

Bisket has the dubious distinction of having "met" with Vladimir Putin and D.J. Trumpeski as he is known in the back alley cat-houses of Moscow. T...

The video below starts at 3:10 to show the cocktail preparation. Ingredients: 2 oz. of coffee liquor, 2 oz. of vodka, 4 oz. of half and half or he...

We've all had those days where you go to scratch your face or pick your nose and you realize your fingers stink. WTF do my fingers stink? What was ...