Santa's Mustache Ride
Bisket has a thing for mall Santas. She says there is nothing better than a hot and sweaty man in a red velvet suit after a long day around screaming and crying children. "He's ready to roll and I'm just the elf to get him to park his sleigh behind the Panda Express." Kids, raise your glass high for anyone willing to stuff your stocking. Whores.
Ingredients 2 oz hazelnut liquor, 2 oz Baileys, 2 oz vanilla vodka.
Instructions: Combine all ingredients in a shaker filled with ice. Shake until the outside of the shaker is frosty and cold. Pour unstrained into martini glasses, and garnish with a mustache-producing dollop of whipped cream. Enjoy! *wink*