Santa Clausmopolitan

This cocktail always reminds Bisket of the time she hooked up with a handsome mall Santa in the 80's. Ho, ho, ho; you know! Afterwards Bisket was pulling white fluff from her ass till New Years.


Photo: Brandon Bales

Main alcohol: Vodka

Ingredients: Lime wedge for rim (that's what she said), white sanding sugar, 1 c. vodka, 1 1/2 c. cranberry juice, 1/4 c. triple sec, 1/4 c. fresh lime juice, 1/2 c. fresh cranberries.

Preparation: Run a lime wedge around each glass then dip in sanding sugar.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice then add vodka, cranberry juice, triple sec, and lime juice. Shake until the cocktail shaker is cold. Divide drinks between rimmed glasses and add cranberries for garnish.