Pussy Grabber

Madge met Donnie once in NYC. She was the bouncer of The Brass Knuckle Bar & Grill. Donnie was accompanied by his ex-military bodyguard. As Madge let them in, Donnie tried to cop-a-feel of her love muffin through her slacks. Let's just say that Donnie is still paying for his wandering hands. Why else do you think he stands at press conferences like he got a stick up his ass?
Ingredients: 1/2 oz Coconut Rum, 1/2 oz Sour Raspberry Pucker, 1 oz Lemon Lime Soda, 1 oz Pineapple Juice.
Preparation: Drink is meant to be built over ice in chilled glass and gently stirred.
Served: Garnish with fresh raspberry before serving.