Madge isn't fond of many things, but New York holds a special place in her heart. It's the home of her first bare-handed strangulation. Mind you that bitch did have it coming, didyou see how much that dress was marked down on the sales rack?!? A dress like that deserves a body count and to be christened with a cocktail called a Manhattan.

Photo by Brent Keane

Main Alcohol: Whiskey

Ingredients: Maraschino cherry (Garnish), Dash Angostura bitters, 2 oz Rye or Canadian whisky, 3/4 oz Sweet red vermouth

Preparation: Stir ingredients over ice, strain into a chilled glass, garnish, and served straight up.