Long Island Cock Blocker

We've all been there. Well, not Madge, but the rest of us have. The object of some oversexed man-whore wanting to hide his Vienna sausage in your boloney basket. Damn, I'm hungry now. Anywho, This is just the cocktail to sedate any crotch gopher that is looking to use you as his mound.

  • Ingredients

    • ½ oz. Baileys or any gut rot Irish Cream
    • ½ oz. Kahlua
    • ½ oz. Vodka
    • ½ oz. White rum
    • ½ oz. Tequila
    • 2 oz. Cold brew coffee, or iced coffee
    • 2 cups ice

    Instructions

    • Combine all of the ingredients in a cocktail shaker with 1 cup of ice and shake it like a polaroid picture.
    • Strain chilled concoction over fresh ice and garnish.

     

    This drink will knock your dick in the dirt, so play safe. And wash your damn hands.

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