COVID Nine-tini

With COVID Madge and I have been sitting in our own filth since March, and it ain't pretty. We long for bare-handed strangulations and a relaxing day at a beach with our hooves in the sand. This cocktail will transport you to a dumpster behind a nice Tahitian restaurant where the smell is infinitely better than your shorts.

Main Alcohol: Vanilla Vodka, Coconut Rum, and pineapple juice.
Ingredients: 1.5 oz of Vanilla Vodka, 1 oz of Coconut Rum, and a splash of pineapple juice (to taste preferences).

Preparation: Add all ingredients to an ice-filled shaker and then strain into martini glass with pineapple garnish or vanilla bean. Enjoy.