Christmas Jizzball Martinis
Madge knows that when the winter winds blow it's time for you know... Christmas Jizzballs. This little number was concocted after a knife fight with a mall Santa at the Itchy Kitty Bar. After Bisket disposed of the rancid elf, Madge made them a cocktail to commemorate their Holiday skirmish. To this day if you're served one of these in their presence, you might find yourself on the naughty list.

Main Alcohol: Peppermint Vodka, White Chocolate Liqueur
Ingredients: 3 parts White Chocolate Liqueur, 1 part Peppermint Vodka
Preparation: Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake well until frost forms and pour into a martini glass. Crush candy canes into powder and prepare rim of the glass for a little extra pizzaz.