Long Island Cock Blocker
January 20, 2023
We've all been there. Well, not Madge, but the rest of us have. The object of some oversexed man-whore wanting to hide his Vienna sausage in your b...
The Wagon Dragger
October 2, 2022
Cooler temps outside mean that Bisket remembers her former life. Namely being a pig milker on a farm. She's traveled far from her pig cheese maki...
The Sandy Clam
September 5, 2022
Bisket isn't one for going commando, namely because her crotch kiwis frighten small men. But there was a time when she was 'entertaining' a gentle...
The Not-so Irish Maid
March 6, 2022
Once upon a time Bisket fell into the filling tank of the Guinness plant. After "testing the waters", she found a maid's uniform and proceeded to ...
The Cherry Pop
January 3, 2022
Sometimes you have to deliver bad news. Other times you need to rip the band aid off. And sometimes you need to pop the cherry. Right, Bisket?
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Santa Clausmopolitan
December 11, 2021
This cocktail always reminds Bisket of the time she hooked up with a handsome mall Santa in the 80's. Ho, ho, ho; you know! Afterwards Bisket was p...
Dry Martini
November 28, 2021
God knows that Madge and Bisket loves them's some gin, and those broads are never without a martini in their claws. Martinis consist of gin, vermo...
Moscow Mule
November 28, 2021
Contrary to their stage lives, Madge and Bisket are pretty uncomplicated ... drinking that is. But instead of just killing another bottle for old ...
Greyhound
November 28, 2021
Some of Madge's secret passions are; makeup, drag queens and gambling and preferably greyhound racing. We frequently grace greyhound racing tracks...
Cosmopolitain
November 28, 2021
Madge and Bisket consider themselves women of the world, for the most part all they've really experienced is pubs, bars and the occasional airport...
Manhattan
November 28, 2021
Madge isn't fond of many things, but New York holds a special place in her heart. It's the home of her first bare-handed strangulation. Mind you t...
Gimlet
November 28, 2021
Madge and Bisket are two halves of the same coin. Bitter and sweet, salty and savory, ass and popcorn shrimp. Madge and I would spend hours talkin...
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